Monday, September 29, 2008

Verge of obsession?



Regardless, after the end of season 2.5, I pretty much have to put in the next season. Who gives a frak if it's four in the morn? BTW, Razor has some issues to be addressed in a later post. Can you say "thrown together"?

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

WTF?

I want details of Chris's debaucherous return to aiken and it's various late-night private clubs.
Please post fotos.....like this one:

Friday, September 19, 2008

Kaufman + Hoffman

Last night i stumbled on this preview for Charlie Kaufman's "Synecdoche, New York" staring Phillip Seymour Hoffman and a plethora of alluring hollywood starlets. We've all seen plenty of Kaufman written craziness before (Being John Malcovich, Adaptation), but his will be his directorial debut. It looks to be straight Kaufman, with PSH building a replica of New York in a wharehouse in New York that contains a replica of said wharehouse that contains a replica of the replica in the wharehouse. Or something. Anyway, enjoy the clip below or check out the high res over at Yahoo.







Tuesday, September 16, 2008

roadtrip

El Paso TX tonight. I'll be there soon assholes.




List Within A List



TOP DIRECTORS









Everyone always focuses on the actor. but in my opinion the directors are the really important ones. In that spirit, here we go. I tried to make a list of my favorite directors, i was having a hard time ranking. so then i ranked all the best movies by good directors. then i chose it based of that. the whole thing is pretty sick. the movies are in the order in which i like them. the rules were they had to have a least 4 good movies. Let the debate begin.


1. Martin Scorsese = Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Departed, Aviator

2. Christopher Nolan = Memento, Dark Knight, Prestige, Insomnia, Following
3. Quentin Tarantino = Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Jackie Brown, Death Proof
4. Francis Ford Coppola = Godfather, Apocalypse Now, Conversation, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Outsiders
5. Cohen Brothers = Big Lebowski, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, Raising Arizona, Burn After Reading
6. Paul Thomas Anderson = Boogie Nights, There Will Be Blood, Punk Drunk Love, Magnolia
7. Wes Anderson = Royal Tenenbaums, Life Aquatic, Rushmore, Darjeeling Limited, Bottle Rocket
8. David Fincher = Fight Club, Seven, Game, Zodiac, Panic Room
9. Stanley Kubrick = Clockwork Orange, Shinning, Full Metal Jacket, 2001, Eyes Wide Shut
10. Oliver Stone = Platoon, Doors, Born on The Fourth of July, Natural Born Killers, Wall Street




11. Steven Spielberg = India Jones Franchise, Schindler’s List, Saving Private Ryan, Empire of Sun
12. George Lucas = Star Wars: Episodes 1-4, American Graffiti
13. Peter Jackson = Lord of The Rings Franchise
14. Tim Burton = Edward Scissorhands, Batman, Ed Wood, Beetlejuice, Peewees Big Adventure
15. Kevin Smith = Clerks, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Mallrats
16. Brain De Palma = Scarface, Untouchables, Carlito’s Way, Blow Out, Mission Impossible
17. John Carpenter = Big Trouble in Little China, Thing, Escape From NY, Halloween, Starman
18. James Cameron = Terminator 1 & 2, Aliens, Abyss, True Lies
19. Richard Linklater = Dazed & Confused, School of Rock, Before Sunrise, Walking Life
20. Ridley Scott = Gladiator, Alien, Matchstick Man, Blade Runner, American Gangster


21. Michael Mann = Heat, Last of The Mohicans, Collateral, Insider, Miami Vice
22. Robert Rodriquez = Sin City, Desperado, Once Upon Time in Mexico, Planet Terror, From Dusk Till Dawn
23. Cameron Crowe = Almost Famous, Vanilla Sky, Singles, Say Anything
24. Christopher Guest = Best In Show, Mighty Wind, Waiting For Guffman, For Your Consideration


Only 3 Films so Far

25. Adam McKay = Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Step Brothers
26. Michel Gondry = Eternal Sunshine of Spotless Mind, Science of Sleep, Be Kind Rewind


Thursday, September 11, 2008

Movie buffs weigh in: Hottest sci-fi chick.....


I'm right now going to go for starbuck from B-star G-lc-tica. Mostly because she is 100% badass, has some very human flaws, is a character in the best thing since MST3K, and has very nice arms--as illustrated in this picture. She could also kick your ass->physically or mentally (well known in the series for cutting people down to size). There are other nice features as well, but to elaborate on them here would just be weird. That's for petey-sleepy time.
Who wants to fight this with another hot sci-fi chick? Any challangers?

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Ghostface vs Madvillian

First up, our old friend Ghostface takes time away from getting his helmet buffed to bring us his take on speed racer:



Now, a repost but it's worth it...this video is definitely superior, but is the track?


Who emerges the victor? I say Madvillian.
Fun Fact- MF Doom procduced some tracks on Ghostface's Fishscale.




Monday, September 8, 2008

If you dont know, now you know






. Back to business as usual Chris. The Big Lebowski is back in a tenth anniversary addition. Its a fucking boweling ball for Christ sake. They know the way to my heart. ive already bought this movie twice but it looks like their gonna be a third time. i watched it again a couple months back and this movie never gets old. its in my top 10 of all time. i wore robe for a year cause of it. the dude abides

Ummmm....fuck off.....

internets talked shit about the new css album donkey before i got a chance to spin it, this is so hype it's not even funny. came on the car stereo on shuffle and i boogey'd my ass off on repeat. Add a video with the super cute singer and the goofy giddiness of a Talking Heads setup and that's good enough for me. Quit hating, start dancing bitches.....


Sunday, September 7, 2008

Chad VanGaalen






THis one takes bout 20 sec. to start

Saturday, September 6, 2008

morgan freeman narrated our sex-romp

So i hooked up with morgan freeman the other night. He's so hot....he's like if McCain and Ob-BAM!-a had a child, or maybe were merged in those tele-pods from The Fly. In the fertile american homeland of my eroticaly charged imagination, he is president.

I don't normally do this sort of thing...although most of you know that i've hooked up with a few other minor actors with voiceover credits here and there- your alec baldwins, your michael dorn's, your ricardo montablans (p.s. his voiceover work on 'Welcome to the Royal Caribbean Family' still gives me gooseflesh), i've been a bit of a prude overall. Well not this weekend. I sucked those skin tags on his face till his toes curled up. Mmmmm......Did you know he calls his penis Shawshank? I guess he's right though. It could redeem me anytime.

Okay so i won't bore you anymore details...but i thought maybe a few more of you would be willing to share your celeb hook-up stories? I heard Peter touched Elijah Wood's wood in a dirty bathroom stall. Word on the street is Rick got up close and personal with the Jonas brothers...i guess it makes sense if you think about. And a little bird told be Chris and Lee have plans to run trains on BJ and the Bear when chris gets to chuck town. start talking fellas...i'm already stroking it.



and if it's long the rest here.

Monday, September 1, 2008

when did the future start?

I've been waiting for it all this time, but i think it slipped right past me.