So i hooked up with morgan freeman the other night. He's so hot....he's like if McCain and Ob-BAM!-a had a child, or maybe were merged in those tele-pods from The Fly. In the fertile american homeland of my eroticaly charged imagination, he is president.
I don't normally do this sort of thing...although most of you know that i've hooked up with a few other minor actors with voiceover credits here and there- your alec baldwins, your michael dorn's, your ricardo montablans (p.s. his voiceover work on 'Welcome to the Royal Caribbean Family' still gives me gooseflesh), i've been a bit of a prude overall. Well not this weekend. I sucked those skin tags on his face till his toes curled up. Mmmmm......Did you know he calls his penis Shawshank? I guess he's right though. It could redeem me anytime.
Okay so i won't bore you anymore details...but i thought maybe a few more of you would be willing to share your celeb hook-up stories? I heard Peter touched Elijah Wood's wood in a dirty bathroom stall. Word on the street is Rick got up close and personal with the Jonas brothers...i guess it makes sense if you think about. And a little bird told be Chris and Lee have plans to run trains on BJ and the Bear when chris gets to chuck town. start talking fellas...i'm already stroking it.
and if it's long the rest here.
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speaking of the fly, did you hear they're making it into an opera?
http://www.theflytheopera.com/
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