Look What I Made With My Sperm

A few short months ago that title in this space would probably have most of you unwilling to read this post. I have a long history of building stuff with my cum, and you've all derided me for it; a few of you even tried have me commited. No more though; the days for nut-play are over, as i've finally made something of note with it by using it for it's inteded purpose, albeit accidently.



That's Adeline Raleigh Clark, if you must know, and she's a she. She's just tick under 8 pounds, enjoys napping and loves the works of James Joyce. Adeline (or Addy to her friends) joined the Danger Crew at 5:28 in the goddamned morning, August 6th 2008.


Everyone's been asking about how i feel, what it's like to be a father, etc, and i'd rather not bore you with the details. Instead, let's think on that scence in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home when Dr. McCoy asks Spock (who you'll remember died a noble and heroic death saving his shipmates in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and was ressurected by the Genesis device in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock) what it was like be dead. Spock of course responded that McCoy had never been dead, and having no frame of reference, could not relate. What a dick.

Anyway, when it happens to one of you, i would just like to say i have your back. Also, i did this because i'm fucked up:

Yeah, i know. It's disturbing.