Vajazzling Now, Cockstoning in a Few Short Years

Yes, this is exactly what you think it is.

A look into my dreams

Not saying I'm a big McG fan. Not saying I'm a big Japanese fan. But Kirsten Dunst...yes




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If I hadn't heard it, it's new to me

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I always feel bad putting music up here because I'm sure you guys have not only heard about both these bands but have discussed and listened to them so much that you won't comment. But I'm doing it anyway.

Margot and the Nuclear So and So's are just wonderful. I have Dust of Retreat and I can't stop listening to it. They are treat to listen to. Thoughts?

Major Lazer's Guns Don't Kill People...Lazers Do has been on my workout ipod for the last week and it is wonderful too. It pumps me up and makes me laugh. If you don't know them please download and listen to track 12 Baby. Hilarious.

So...

Tetris

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

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Was the Dude a Candidate?

Could it be that the Dude was a Candidate? Did he die in the crash of Oceanic 815? Was the Seattle Seven somehow related to the Dharma Initiative? I think so, and here is my proof. Watch as The Dude is "touched" by Jacob:




Of course it could be that the other Lebowski was the Candidate, given the mistaken identity, but it don't think Jacob makes mistakes like that.

He Should Have Asked Her To Suck It

Must have been some serious shit.

Crazy is Timeless, but The Kids Like To Watch

Every time some deranged asshole flies a plane into a building or shoots his classmates/coworkers, we hear from the television and the mouths of the elderly that the world is spiraling uncontrollably towards the endtimes. Crazy is nothing new though, and these people have short memories. If you think people committing horrific acts of violence on innocent bystanders is just now coming into vogue, check out this lunatic and what he did- in 1927.

I'm a little suprised there has never been a film made about or inspired by this, though given the supreme awfulness of what happened I suppose there wouldn't be an appropriate way to handle it.
Another possibilty is that media of the day, or at least the people involved, were unwilling to sensationalize or even talk about what happened. Crazy always been crazy, but it would seem that in the present day, sane is way more willing to watch.

Here I Stand. Corrected,

30 Rock has become my new obsession. I’m not only infatuated with the characters and storylines but I have, in my mind, compared the show to such greats as the Office, Arrested Development and dare I say, Seinfeld.

To me, there is no weak link. Each actor on the show was perfectly cast and their character strategically placed to work well with the others.

Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin, Jack McBrayer, Jane Krakowski and yes, Tracy Morgan all add to success that is 30 Rock. So, to one Chunk T, you were right. I don’t know why I hated on it so much but you were right. I’m only in season one but am lovin’ it. It brightens up my day and makes me LOL constantly.

If you haven’t seen it yet, check it out on instant netflix. One or two episodes will get you hooked.

So say we all.

I will chop your head off.

This weekend Chris mentioned how the things that give him the most satisfaction of late were exactly the kind of things that would appeal to an eight year old. For his and our continued regression, i give you Axe Cop. Written and created by a five year old, illustrated and published by his 29 year old brother.

so this actually kind of made me angry a little bit

Method Man, Ghostface, & Raekwon - Our Dreams

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Your future lies smoldering at the feet of.......Honda?

Watch This

It's only 4 minutes and it's super-duper




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dub doom?

here is the description that made me download this and i think a few of the crew might be into it.

"I remember reading somewhere that someone called this album a mix of "Squarepusher and SunnO)))". Although that isn't entirely true, it was enough to make me check it out. It takes the idea of Dubstep being heavy and takes it to a new level. I would even say that it has the feel of the first two Portishead albums, but minus the vocals (and add "Creep as Fuck". It takes drones, glitches and turntalble noise (!) and makes it into a journey that will crush those not able or willing to let go and explore whats inside."

Get Him to The Greek Trailer

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I love this commercial

I know it's probably the song but the game looks cool





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Erykah Badu featuring Lil Wanye

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New Amerykah Part Two (Return of the Ankh)

SEX IN CAGES!

"I don't think there are ANY cliches i try to avoid"

The A.V. Club and Paste are both currently featuring interviews with Stephin Merrit of The Magnetic Fields, Future Bible Heros, The 6ths, The Gotchic Archies, and etc, etc. Even if you aren't a fan of his music, you should enjoy his incredibly dry sense of humor.

Also, you should be a fan of his music:

Daptone Records will be Rick's new shit

Daptone makes records the sound like they were made in motown's 60's-70's heyday. it makes these records right now. check it:



sharon jones and the dap-kings are the highlight of the bunch. a little sample, just audio, after the jump.

Cold Souls

When I first heard about this movie I got really excited. I thought it would be added to the long list of Kaufman movies that I enjoy though not being a Kaufman movie itself. And like me, every reviewer and critic has compared it to one of those classic "what the fuck, who could have thought of this" kind of movie.

I mean sure, somewhere there is someone who has a magic portal that lets him control John Malkovich (maybe) and I'm pretty sure you can erase your memory in some way or another to forget a harmful person plus there are a lot of odd people in this world and I'm sure at least one of them would like to make a life size play about their life. I can talk myself into believing all this.

However, the idea of extracting ones soul and replacing it, to me, is not only the most realistic but honestly an inevitable road that we will be strolling down. I mean come on people it's about time right? Plastic surgery is only skin deep. What if I want to change more then just my appearance? What if I want to be beautiful on the outside AND the inside? What if the soul I was given just isn't me? How will I ever be happy with this worn out soul?

These are just a few questions that I know I've asked myself and possibly you've asked as well. Fear not my friends, this movie brings to light the need to change. The need to be someone else.

I don't like long reviews so I will give you a bottom line.

The idea was there, the acting was pretty good but overall it was no Kaufman. The writing was off and story slowed at times. If I wasn't so into the idea of soul removal I think it would have bored me a bit. Definitely worth checking just to get some references though.

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Bridge Run Info

Want to Run? On a Bridge? With Me? March 27th?





Be a pal and don't make me run alone

Thanks

great for bike rides?

I promise this isn't some tim and eric shit. just google nubrella.


Chris and Lee both have b-days coming up soon, and jesse's is next week. IDEA!

Edge of Retirement

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Critics Reviews
What comes to mind when you hear Mel Gibson’s name? (Besides being a racist religious fanatic) Violence; all his most famous and best movies are about it. Mel gets real upset and hurts some guys good. Think of the films: Mad Max’s, Lethal Weapon’s, the war trilogy= Braveheart, Patriot, We Were Soldiers. His directorial efforts as of late have also been violent Apocalypto & Passion of The Christ.

I like to think of his new film Edge of Darkness as part of the revenge trilogy with Ransom and Payback included. Those were both better movies though. Ransom had suspense and Payback had a dark humor to it. Edge is just Mel on a mission with nothing to do but have emotional breakdowns. The preview makes it seem like Mel gonna go crazy and wreak things. But it’s more of a mystery than anything like that.

This is his first acting gig since 2002’s Signs. I am glad to have Mel back in front of the camera; I think he has a cool screen presences. I read a review were they where comparing him to Clint Eastwood. I think who could keep going in that direction and make some good movies.

Is it worth seeing? How much do you like revenge pictures? I was never bored or pissed so that’s a good thing. However, it’s pretty standard; there were only a couple of memorable moments. I give it 3/5 stars.

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That's What She Said from Megan Mullally

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I HATE THIS

What is up with more of the i gota take a shit dance?
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