Alright. I waited 26 years to succumb to woody allen's barrage of film. Not sure if fate intervened so I would get it at the appropriate time, or if I'm just a picky jackass, but this shit is fantastic. Know it's backasswards but he out Larry Davids Larry david. Saw Mighty Aphrodite tonight and was won over. This is the opener (couldn't find anything else), but it develops ten fold so if you get the hint and you aren't in tune, check it the fuck out. This film in particular goes from sprinkles of absurd but relevent, to complete misery. And I can say for the first time in a long while instead of miserable HAHA at the misery throughout, it left me with miserable HAHA feeling ecstatic when it was over. Maybe there's something to the talk. I know a couple of you have avoided it as much as I have.And yes, this sequence is the actual movie and flows throughout. Retardedly high school greekily miserable fun.
Helena Bonham Carter, F. Murray Abraham, Olympia Dukakis, Mira Sorvino, Peter Weller, Michael "I'm not...motherfucking" Rapaport, and Paul Giamatti. Come the fuck on. I'll hate you if you don't dig this. It's serious bitches.