Sunday, July 13, 2008

Birthday Idea!


It's tough living down south. Come June or July the heat and humidity threaten the masculine charms of all men, danger crew or no. In the south not even night offers one relief from the sweaty malaise, this being especially cruel to those who wish to explore the more carnal aspects of there nature with the fairer sex as the evening presses on. We all know what I'm talking about here: ball sweat. Awful.

A few of you have already been privy to my stopgap solution- a liberal application of Johnson & Johnson's baby powder (add a little to your towel when drying off. heavenly.) But for those of us interested in taking it a step further (and unwilling to spray cologne on our testes), the good folks at Balla have found a solution. Balla Scented Scrotum Talc for Men comes in two varieties: original recipe and extra crispy.

This is a godsend, though I'm not really sure about the price. I guess that's why I'm hoping to receive it as a gift.



and if it's long the rest here.

2 comments:

Herbert Frundle IV said...

Bob Hinds himself chimed in to recommend the end all- www.antimonkeybutt.com- anti-monkey butt powder-recommended and created by baja 500 and iron butt race riders amongst others.

If it can help a dude racing through the desert in a constant state of focused panic, it can certainly help your sweaty balls behind a bar top.

Danger Duck said...

have there been any scientific studies to determine the effects of long term use of ball powder? do the pro's outweigh the con's?