Guess who thinks he's burt motherfucking reynolds

Let's face it- rick is kind of an asshole, and no one really likes him. He must by now know this, because as you can see, he's decided to follow the manliest of pursuits and cultivate the facial exclamation point more commonly know as "the moustache."

What an asshat. Just look at his causal disregard for the photographer- that wave of the hand just screams "i'm in with the 'in' crowd. the sellecks, the reynolds, the goulets (r.i.p.), the jermeys, the brimleys." Faggot. Freddy Mercury had a mustache and now he's fucking dead.


I'm not sure what we should do about this, if anything at all. Maybe he's trying to hide a late-onset cleft pallet, but i think it has more to do with him watching smokey and the bandit on cable last week. Seems to me that in his mind he's a Depp, but to the rest of us he's just a dope.