oh sweet jesus mother of aids.....

i'm totally buying a pair of fingerless gloves today....



I don't even know how i came across this. Pretty much manages to check right down the list every single aspect of pop music right now that i could possibly hate.

is it the unsexy sexuality? the confused attire? perhaps it's the bland catchiness? the kind where it's not catchy but it's repeated so much you accept it? vapid party fag mentality? ooooh, white boy non-rap that doesn't even attempt to get down? maybe the un-informed or wholly botched attempt to infuse with some elements of 80's electronic music? so much to pick apart here. with all the bases covered perhaps the genius' behind this shit even thought that i'd be entertained by being able to hate on it so much. those fucking manipulative bastards. to top it off akon is involved at least nominally, apparently farming this one out to the b-league ghost producers and recording himself into the background vocals.

bra-fucking-vo.

actually now that it's been playing on loop while i type all this, i'm kinda starting to dig it........