Sunday, January 20, 2008

jesse's vertipod is out of the shop

good news guys...jesse refinaced his house so he could pay off all that work he had done on his vertipod. we took it out for a spin this weekend and let's just say it gets UP there. plus that new exhaust sounds fucking sweet...he's been regining red terror all over town this weekend.

i'll be honest with you all though, i'm a little worried. last night he stalled out over my apartment complex and i had to pull his ass out of my pool. turns out there was a half drunk can of PBR stuck in his blower motor. i confronted him about it and he told me "no dude, it's cool." apparently he's dumping all of his beer into plastic baggies now b/c it's lighter and he can get better altitude. my fear is he's going to get one of those baggies wrapped around his gyroscope and go into a wild, terminal dive.

needless to say, i have my hands full.

1 comment:

Herbert Frundle IV said...

i appreciate the fact that even a wild man knows to color coordinate his jeans with his vertipod. Just because it's new technology doesn't mean we can't be fashionable about it.

this is easily the greatest thing to get posted here yet. keep us posted on his progress.