This is the start on what will hopefully by a weekly column. This intales the modern day adventures of the only celebrity i know.
Week One
So far this week Jesse has lost his keys for going on 4 days now. He has no idea where they are, and i don't believe he's even looked or cares. He also informed me he is quiting his job shortly. School apparently is stupid as well. Therefore, jesse doesn't feel its necessarily to attend class. During a drunken haze he prepared some sort of meal that involved carrots (don't ask). anyways all the ingredients were left out along with most of the uneaten food. As a result i spent my lunch today battling the swarm of flies that have gathered in the 3 days since the food preparation. This past weekend apparently over 3 girls were "on his tip" but they seemed to have all vanished. Now theres a mystery.
5 comments:
do i sense an undercurrent of anger in your post? growing frustrated, or just using the active voice?
p.s. five dollars says his keys are somewhere in your room.
hey, don't be a bitch....I used to have to deal with him naked running around the house falling over while i'm trying to nurse a hangover. humid as hell
"I'M LLLAAAATTEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GODDDDD DAMMMMM IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
wheres \\ jezsses say on this?
i've found he's more manageable if you keep him dressed like a big baby, diaper and all, and keep him oiled down. he's totally down for it rick, he's just waiting for the go ahead.
Frustration ended along time ago. now i'm just a reporter in a war zone.
i am awaiting vol 2 with baited breath. seriously, did he stop going to school?
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