Thursday, September 10, 2009

shit my dad says

28 year old Justin lives with his 73 year old father, who says funny things. my favorites:

"I just did an hour on the gym machine. I'm sweaty and I have to shit. Where's my fannypack, this workout is over."

"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."


1 comment:

Joe Torre said...

"(watching the Little League World Series) "These kids are all fat. I remember when you were in little league.... You were fat."

this shit was sooooo funny. I'm tearing up